Avast, me hearties! It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Pretty silly, if you ask me. But it's a chance to ask such questions like:
What's a pirate's favorite letter? R!!! (Thanks for telling Gabriel this joke, Dad!)
How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced? A buccaneer!!
And my personal favorite...
A kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. He knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "Oh, I see you're dressed up as a pirate," he says. "But where are your buccaneers?" The kid gets angry and replies, "On the sides of my buckin' head!"
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